
"I don't believe in ghosts, but the fact remains that some unhappy accidents have occurred in that area," said Mrs. Chantrey.—The Mystery of the Tolling Bell
Nancy knows there are no such things as ghosts. If you suspect you're the victim of a "haunting" and feel a chill running down your spine, dispel the fraud with the following steps.
Step 1: Investigate the bunglaow, mansion, castle, or cottage thoroughly to determine where the "ghost" is residing. Check behind secret panels, under trap doors, inside neglected closets, and of course, in the dusty old attic. Ghosts especially like to hang out in icy cold areas, under squeaky staircases, and right behind where you’re standing.
Step 2: Determine what kind of "ghost" it is. There are three major types:
1. Ghosts that haunt places where famous ax murders occurred or Indian burial grounds.
2. Ghosts that make a lot of noise and move things around, usually caused by a hormonal teenager.
3. Ghosts that cause others to say "I see dead people." These are the coolest ones, even though, as Nancy believes, they're not real.
Step 3: Assemble your equipment. 1. Video camera to obtain "proof" (so no one thinks you're a nut job.)
2. Infrared thermometer, Geiger Counter, and compass (to test for electromagnetic field or if you get lost in the mansion).
3. First-aid kit, in case the "ghost" attacks you.
4. Snacks, bottled water, iPod, and magazines for a long, boring stakeout.
Step 4: Gather a team to assist you. Something or someone is most likely causing the disturbance, so take backup, such as your chums, boyfriend, or ghost-sniffing dog.
Step 5: Don't panic; ghosts cannot hurt you. There's always a logical explanation for the disturbance, and once it's discovered, the mystery will be solved. Meanwhile, it would be best to stay out of haunted mansions, bungalows, and graveyards.







